whoa! you found the hidden button! easter egg! surprise!

If you clicked on this because I told you about it, that means this page is meant for you!

If you clicked on this on accident... well it's not really here for you but... congrats anyway!

A friendly and big thanks to... Mom, Dad (for html tips), Manaia (for being my creative filter, main input and amazing friend, it really means a lot to me), Raymond ( ;) everybody loves you), my cat (for yelling at me while making this website), Neil Cicierega (for his great music and videos), Jeff Goldbluhm (for existing), Robert Stack, Chris Carter (for the X-Files) and every single one of my friends.